who is testpleasedelete - just had a proper laugh out loud moment there.
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Postwho is testpleasedelete - just had a proper laugh out loud moment there.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You owe me a new keyboard - or at the very least a fresh mouthful of lagerRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIf I'd known I could have set you up with an email address @testpleasedelete.com to make it more convincing
Links to jeremy Kyle, cash in the attic, the one show. You know you want to!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostStop procrastinating and set up a tales from the sofa thread.
Links to jeremy Kyle, cash in the attic, the one show. You know you want to!
Give an indication to the area of the forum."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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If you reverse noopSymmuMyentuhC you've got my nickname there.
Please PM me and tell me who you are.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Careful lads, it is getting a bit over the top now, we don't want to get busted this early on.
When a load of new posters start responding to each other it is a bit of a giveaway that there is a troll attack going on.Comment
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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostCareful lads, it is getting a bit over the top now, we don't want to get busted this early on.
When a load of new posters start responding to each other it is a bit of a giveaway that there is a troll attack going on.
Softly softly, catchee monkey (that isn't considered racist or something nowadays is it?)
This kind of behaviour really is appalling. Therefore I cannot under any circumstances endorse the strategies and tactics suggested in this guide for Usenet trolls (Usenet was the place to be before most of you were on the Internet, but forums are pretty much the same thing). I would most certainly discourage you from paging down far enough to study the section entitled "Trolling Wars: The waves system" as this might encourage you all to adopt a more subtle strategy.
Nor can I recommend The Subtle Art of Trolling. If you lot managed to achieve subtlety, you could wreak havoc by applying those techniques - particularly if you were to learn to "Try not to follow-up to your own troll. The troll itself quickly becomes forgotten in the chaos and if you just sit back you can avoid being blamed for causing it.".
Probably of little relevance, but so long-winded that it might keep you all from doing any more damage to that bunch of sanctimonious bourgeoisettes, is this intriguing paper concerning "Managing 'Trolling' in a Feminist Forum". As it so wisely observes, "Disruptive incidents that force group members to articulate explicit norms and rules may also have the unintended effect of strengthening an online group’s self-definition as a community."
Now, you don't want that, do you?Comment
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