And on a lighter note

[EternalOptimist]

How many old wives does it take to fix a light bulb
load of them, as many as possible



because many hands make light work





I'll get me coat

[threaded]

How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

HTH

[stackpole]

My girl told me this tonight. I don't think she understood it herself, but she is eager to please.

[Dundeegeorge]

How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change it and one not to change it.