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    #21
    Originally posted by 51st State View Post
    Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue?
    I'd have to shove something in her mouth to shut her up!

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      #22
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      I'd have to shove something in her mouth to shut her up!
      Is that an issue??

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        #23
        Originally posted by Drewster View Post
        Is that an issue??
        Not if you hand her a tissue
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #24
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Not if you hand her a tissue
          Shirley Danni could clear up any spillage??

          [Sorry SY - LR in 10....9.....8.....]

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            #25
            Waiter, where's my Shakira?
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #26
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Waiter, where's my Shakira?
              Where you left her.
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #27
                http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4894952.stm

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                  #28
                  Wagyu cattle are one of the most expensive breeds in the world.

                  The Japanese cows are raised on a special diet, including beer and grain.

                  They are supposed to be regularly massaged with sake, the Japanese rice wine, to tenderize the flesh.
                  The Sake would leach into the cow's blood stream, Shirley?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    The Sake would leach into the cow's blood stream, Shirley?
                    Hopefully!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      The Sake would leach into the cow's blood stream, Shirley?
                      Yes, thereby keeping them in a constant state of mellow inebriation and preventing them doing anything strenuous that might toughen the muscles.
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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