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UK Citizenship Test: Would You Get In?

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    #21
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    And your CUK login details! I need a new fembot for 2010
    I thought I was your fembot already?

    Why did the test not include questions like:

    You arrive at the post office and see that there are a large number of people waiting to be served. Do you
    a) barge to the front, flipping everyone the bird on the way
    b) paitiently wait for your turn
    c) organise a protest asserting that queueing is racist, sexist or homophobic
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
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      #22
      14 out of 24 (58%) : Failed.

      And I suspect some that I got right were lucky guesses.

      "Should you nod your head in a sideways or backwards/forwards manner to signal agreement?"
      Last edited by OrangeHopper; 2 January 2010, 17:12.

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        #23
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        You arrive at the post office and see that there are a large number of people waiting to be served. Do you
        a) barge to the front, flipping everyone the bird on the way
        b) paitiently wait for your turn
        c) organise a protest asserting that queueing is racist, sexist or homophobic
        The kind of queues I see in local Post Offices now remind me queues back in USSR

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          #24
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          Thats about as 'official' as the 'Nation Accident Helpline', it looks as though it was designed to by someone with an agenda other than that of the subject.

          If it was 'official' wouldn't it be a '.gov' site?

          Utter bollox.
          The Stationery Office is now some kind of quango:

          Code:
              Domain name:
                  ukcitizenshiptest.co.uk
          
              Registrant:
                  The Stationery Office Limited
          
              Registrant type:
                  UK Limited Company, (Company number: 03049649)
          
              Registrant's address:
                  St. Crispins
                  House
                  Duke Street
                  Norwich
                  Norfolk
                  NR3 1PD
                  United Kingdom
          
              Registrar:
                  The Stationery Office Limited [Tag = TSO]
                  URL: http://www.tso.co.uk
          
              Relevant dates:
                  Registered on: 12-Sep-2008
                  Renewal date:  12-Sep-2010
          
              Registration status:
                  Registered until renewal date.
          
              Name servers:
                  pcl3dns1.theso.co.uk      195.99.0.212
                  stc3dns1.theso.co.uk      195.99.1.212
          
              WHOIS lookup made at 15:21:13 02-Jan-2010
          I do check these things before posting links to them, you know

          EDIT: Just to be clear, a search on direct.gov.uk for "citizenship" leads via the first result to a link to the Stationery Office web site which links to a page describing the test which links to the test itself.
          Last edited by NickFitz; 2 January 2010, 17:24.

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            #25
            Fail - 63%

            Never liked this place much anyway.
            Me, me, me...

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              #26
              I hope they send us failures somewhere nice.

              Or will we get sent back to Normandy / Denmark / Brittany / Saxony / Rome / etc. as appropriate?

              My wife failed the test miserably and her family comes from Wales. So WTF are they going to send her?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #27
                Questions answered correctly: 14 out of 24 (58%)

                I'll get my coat shall I.

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                  #28
                  Failed:

                  You have failed the practice citizenship test.

                  Questions answered correctly: 14 out of 24 (58%)

                  Time taken: 02 minutes 57 seconds
                  But did pass the German one though, in German as well...
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #29
                    Better

                    My wife had to do this test and I took the practice test and failed as well. I am not British by birth anyway but I got all the questions about the New Deal, benefits and stuff like that wrong.

                    The questions are droll, but it does implicitly enforce a knowledge of English for citizenship as to pass the test without being able to speak English would be difficult.

                    To be fair its an improvement compared to when I got my citizenship. My application was originally held up as I hadn't provided enough proof of my ability to communicate effectively in English. So I had to provide a shoebox full of tulip documentation with a covering letter stating that based on my employment history and the fact that the language of instruction of my schooling and tertiary education was English, that it was most unlikely that I could not speak it.

                    Then when I went for my citizenship ceremony, one of other ladies recieving citizenship was offered the services of an interpreter as she could not speak English.

                    Great

                    For those of you that dont know, it has got a hell of a lot tougher and expensive to get English citizenship. On any immigration related matter I would not go near the home office these days without an immigration lawyer. The whole process is very complex and protracted and they will nail you to the wall and pummell you with any inconsistencies you have in your documentation. The average pile of documentation for leave to remain thesedays will be at least 2 inches thick. And you should not expect to get much change out of 3.5K for the whole naturalisation process.
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                      #30
                      Another 58% for me.
                      Fortunately my ancestors went the non-exam route of invading and killing the king in open battle back in 1066.

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