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12 days of Christmas

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    #11
    ahem ... off we go

    On the third day of Christmas,
    My CUK gave to me,
    Three benched friends,
    Two purple gloves,
    And a cartridge for an HP.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      ahem ... off we go

      On the third day of Christmas,
      My CUK gave to me,
      Three benched friends,
      Two purple gloves,
      And a cartridge for an HP.
      On the fourth day of Christmas,
      My CUK gave to me,
      Four Chutney Spoons,
      Three benched friends,
      Two purple gloves,
      And a cartridge for an HP
      Coffee's for closers

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        #13
        Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
        On the fourth day of Christmas,
        My CUK gave to me,
        Four Chutney Spoons,
        Three benched friends,
        Two purple gloves,
        And a cartridge for an HP
        blast off
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          blast off
          This could actually be quite amusing
          I think you might have started it too late at night though!
          Coffee's for closers

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            #15
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            This could actually be quite amusing
            I think you might have started it too late at night though!
            On the fifth day of Christmas,
            My CUK gave to me,
            Five drunken flings,
            Four chutney spoons,
            Three benched friends,
            Two purple gloves,
            And a cartridge for an HP.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
              On the fourth day of Christmas,
              My CUK gave to me,
              Four Chutney Spoons,
              Three benched friends,
              Two purple gloves,
              And a cartridge for an HP
              How about:


              4 months at her majesty's pleasure,

              5 .... chutney spoooons,
              Last edited by conned tractor; 10 December 2009, 00:12.

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                #17
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                On the fifth day of Christmas,
                My CUK gave to me,
                Five drunken flings,
                Four chutney spoons,
                Three benched friends,
                Two purple gloves,
                And a cartridge for an HP.
                On the sixth day of Christmas,
                My CUK gave to me,
                six trolls-a-posting,
                Five drunken flings,
                Four chutney spoons,
                Three benched friends,
                Two purple gloves,
                And a cartridge for an HP
                Coffee's for closers

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
                  How about:


                  4 months at her majesty's pleasure,

                  5 .... chutney spoooons,
                  too many syllables
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    On the sixth day of Christmas,
                    My CUK gave to me,
                    six trolls-a-posting,
                    Five drunken flings,
                    Four chutney spoons,
                    Three benched friends,
                    Two purple gloves,
                    And a cartridge for an HP


                    I'll let someone else have a go. Can someone PM me when we get to 8 maids a milking.

                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #20
                      On the seventh day of Christmas,
                      My CUK gave to me,
                      seven duders spriting
                      six trolls-a-posting,
                      Five drunken flings,
                      Four chutney spoons,
                      Three benched friends,
                      Two purple gloves,
                      And a cartridge for an HP
                      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                      C.S. Lewis

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