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    12 days of Christmas

    On the first day of Chrismas,
    My CUK sent to me,
    A cartridge for an HP.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      I always liked this:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQkF7fpw-wI

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      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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        #4
        On the second day of Christmas,
        My CUK gave to me,
        2 Purple gloves,
        and a cartridge for an HP.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
          I always liked this:

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQkF7fpw-wI

          (Audio only)
          I was going to post this version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJoXCwkPVi8

          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                Fart version
                Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  On the second day of Christmas,
                  My CUK gave to me,
                  2 Purple gloves,
                  and a cartridge for an HP.
                  I cannot find "purple gloves" in the Urban Dictionary or anywhere else.

                  Is a "purple glove" a covering for a "purple headed custard chucker"? As in "no glove, no love"?



                  PS And you are going to do the other 10 days, aren't you? Please?
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    I cannot find "purple gloves" in the Urban Dictionary or anywhere else.

                    Is a "purple glove" a covering for a "purple headed custard chucker"? As in "no glove, no love"?



                    PS And you are going to do the other 10 days, aren't you? Please?


                    A little wee came out.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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