I am changing my Religion

[EternalOptimist]

At the last census, I put my religion as Jedi, like millions of others around the country who, like me, feel the force.
I have come to the conclusion , that due to the employment protection benefits, I wish to become a follower of the AGW god.

And there is the problem. I dont know his name

[Pondlife]

And there is the problem. I dont know his name

His name is SCIENCE and you should heed his words.

HTH

[Andy2]

At the last census, I put my religion as Jedi, like millions of others around the country who, like me, feel the force.
I have come to the conclusion , that due to the employment protection benefits, I wish to become a follower of the AGW god.

And there is the problem. I dont know his name

I see a plan B there
Declare yourself as AGW god and start collecting green taxes

[NotAllThere]

Al Gore, isn't it?

Followers are called Algorithms.

[d000hg]

At the last census, I put my religion as Jedi, like millions of others around the country who, like me, feel the force.

are strange, sad individuals trying to be clever

[EternalOptimist]

are strange, sad individuals trying to be clever

[Platypus]

are strange, sad individuals trying to be clever

Yah boo sucks to you

EDIT: Don't doubt the power of the Dark Side!

EO - can you do the Darth Vader psychic strangle thing? I'm out of practice.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Al Gore, isn't it?

Followers are called Algorithms.

Is that the 'Billionaire from green energy' Al Gore ?

That reminds me, I must look again at knocking up some analysis of emission permit future, etc. Last time I looked into them there was no open interest i.e. nobody was trading them and hence no market for said analysis. Maybe that has changed. I've got to figure out how to get my cut out of this nonsense.

[Jeebo72]

I've lost mine ... that's me in the corner ...

[RichardCranium]

I too put down Jedi. But no more. I have been touched by His noodly goodness.

Your AGW god is belittled by the evidence provided by the reduction in the numbers of pirates.