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Greggs on Strike - Do you have sympathy for the the pasties?

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    #11
    Originally posted by Toolpusher
    There's more....
    Oh you can just imagine the conversation - "Hello darling. I've got something special for you tonight" as you approach the wedding tackle holding a knife
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      #12
      Originally posted by Toolpusher
      "That won't be nearly enough spread, honey....."
      "Sod you then - you can have the cheese and onion pasty"
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        #13
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Sausage Roll to follow.
        You've given me the munchies.

        Now where can I get a good, hot sausage roll at 02:12 a.m.

        Edit: 01:12 a.m.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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          #14
          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          You've given me the munchies.

          Now where can I get a good, hot sausage roll at 02:12 a.m.

          Edit: 01:12 a.m.
          Ooo er. Do you have VDF's mobile number?
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            #15
            Originally posted by Toolpusher
            There's more....
            Why there is not clit version?
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #16
              Originally posted by Paddy View Post
              Why there is not clit version?
              Because it would look unappetising - you must be thinking of mackerel paté.





              Drag that tone down, then kick it back in the gutter where it belongs.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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