Weapons of Mass Destruction found in Iraq!

[Gunnery Sergeant Highway]

S'funny...say's that on the wall also.
And I'm not married

Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we're gonna take warm showers to the wee hours of the morning, you hear me?

[Jabberwocky]

Because the CCCN are a bunch of slimy little communist tulip twinkle-toed cocksuckers.

The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is killer instincts which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. A rifle or a white phosphorus grenade is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines. And then you will be in a world of tulip. Because marines are not allowed to die without permission!

Weren't your brains plastered over a latrine wall ?

[expat]

God! It's like wrestling a pig. You get dirty, and the pig enjoys it.