Look out, He's got a Custard Cream!

[DS23]

<makes mental to buy jaffa cakes on the way home and bloody well dunk them!>

<mutters>... telling me not to dunk... hmmpffff!

[SallyAnne]

Dont like jaffa cakes -
however if you get a kitkat and bite the ends off it and then use it as a straw to drink your coffee through - its rather nice and warm and sticky

I think you'll find that a Twix is the recommended tool of choice for that particular task!!

[Pogle]

I think you'll find that a Twix is the recommended tool of choice for that particular task!!

Ah, but the kitkat melts inside and is all gooey - anyway how do you use a twix like a straw, that biscuit is fairly solid isnt it? Or are you just very good at long hard sucks?

[SallyAnne]

Or are you just very good at long hard sucks?

Ahem...yes, VERY good

But the key is to drink until the liquid tastes hot - then you've sucked hard enough for the biscuit to go all lovely and soft.
THEN you can slide your tongue up and down the groove, and all the lovely moist biscuit just licks away and drips down your chin

[Zippy]

Ah, but the kitkat melts inside and is all gooey - anyway how do you use a twix like a straw, that biscuit is fairly solid isnt it? Or are you just very good at long hard sucks?

I concur. If you can get tea through a Twix you'll be the most popular woman on the planet

[Pogle]

Ahem...yes, VERY good

But the key is to drink until the liquid tastes hot - then you've sucked hard enough for the biscuit to go all lovely and soft.
THEN you can slide your tongue up and down the groove, and all the lovely moist biscuit just licks away and drips down your chin

[Zippy]

Ahem...yes, VERY good

But the key is to drink until the liquid tastes hot - then you've sucked hard enough for the biscuit to go all lovely and soft.
THEN you can slide your tongue up and down the groove, and all the lovely moist biscuit just licks away and drips down your chin

Is it Friday already?

[voodooflux]

This has the makings of the best thread ever. Carry on ladies...

[Zippy]

This has the makings of the best thread ever. Carry on ladies...

It's no good voodoo, I think we are all out of innuendo

[DiscoStu]

Ahem...yes, VERY good

But the key is to drink until the liquid tastes hot - then you've sucked hard enough for the biscuit to go all lovely and soft.
THEN you can slide your tongue up and down the groove, and all the lovely moist biscuit just licks away and drips down your chin

I have a large selection of teas, coffees and chocolate at home. Feel free to come visit any time