Women only cry for 16 months of their lives?

[thunderlizard]

watching a soppy film or losing a loved one

I do like it when the Telegraph's old-school colours show through.

[shaunbhoy]

How many months do they spend nagging?

[PRC1964]

How many months do they spend nagging?

No idea. I gave up listening years ago.

[Sockpuppet]

You'll go far with an attitude like that.

And I thought that the reason you didn't have a girlfriend was because you were gay, ugly and thick as pigsh!t.

Nah your thinking of me 'cept i don't have enough dress sense to be gay

[BrilloPad]

And the rest of the time they go shopping and spend YOUR money.

You'll go far with an attitude like that.

And I thought that the reason you didn't have a girlfriend was because you were gay, ugly and thick as pigsh!t.

When did Churchill become a pussy?

I think someone's hijacked his account ...

I wonder if Churchill's girlfriend posts here and he is trying to earn brownie points?

[blacjac]

How many months do they spend nagging?

They're still counting

[RichardCranium]

You'll go far with an attitude like that.

And I thought that the reason you didn't have a girlfriend was because you were gay, ugly and thick as pigsh!t.

Blimey, you have got a serious case of the love buds, haven't you?