says £600-a-month benefits woman who weighs 22 stone
The Daily Wail are going to run The Daily Mash out of town if they keep this level of satire up, remind me which one is parodying which??
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Only sometimes? Stick your feet up love and open a box of krispy kreme, you'll feel better about it in no time.
'I can't afford to buy WeightWatchers crisps and cereal bars any more so I eat Tesco's chocolate bars and packets of Space Invaders crisps, sometimes four of each a day', says Laura, who spends seven hours a day watching TV.
'People ask why I don't snack on an apple - they're cheap, but emotionally I don't always feel like an apple.'
'People ask why I don't snack on an apple - they're cheap, but emotionally I don't always feel like an apple.'
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'I sometimes feel guilty about all the taxpayers' money that's been spent on me but I only want an extra £100 a month, that's all', says Laura.
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