Tax the fat

[Doggy Styles]

I wish they'd ban fat people from pubs

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[Drewster]

To follow the trend...

I wish they'd ban fat people

[Mich the Tester]

To follow the trend...

I wish they'd ban fat people

I wish they’d ban banning things.

[ThomasSoerensen]

Ddo you think we're now addicted to the Nanny Society...

Nobody is taking responsibility for themselves.

"we need laws for this and taxes to discourage that"

Bollox we do!

We need people to take care of themselves.

I'm off to get some chocolate while it's still cheap!

Goods with sugar is now taxed extra in Denmark.
It is nice when our glorious leaders knows what is best for us.

[BrianSnail]

I wish they'd banana

[thelace]

Having just stocked up on Mars Bars, I stepped in some doodoos on the pavement, so I'm going to write to the BBC suggesting a law against dogs!

Or perhaps they should be taxed.

What a place!

[Mich the Tester]

Having just stocked up on Mars Bars, I stepped in some doodoos on the pavement, so I'm going to write to the BBC suggesting a law against dogs!

Or perhaps they should be taxed.

What a place!

You’re the elf and safety expert. Just think of the dangers of dog doo. You could slip, fall over backwards and hit your head on the ground causing permanent brain damage as a result of cerebral contusion. You could fall anus over mammary onto your head causing a fracture of the vertebrae and possible damage to the spinal cord resulting in quadriplegia. You really should sue someone for exposing you to these risks.

I once had to sell a car because I’d stepped in some dog doo and then it was transferred from my shoe to the carpet, and despite all my efforts with industrial strength detergents, I was unable to get rid of the smell.

[GCR99]

I wish they'd ban fat people from pubs

Gyms

[Ruprect]

I once had to sell a car because I’d stepped in some dog doo and then it was transferred from my shoe to the carpet, and despite all my efforts with industrial strength detergents, I was unable to get rid of the smell.

Who did you sell it to? Fido McRover?

[Mich the Tester]

Who did you sell it to? Fido McRover?

Nearly. I sold it to a bloke who had a cold. Should I feel guilty?