University Challenge and that plain swotty girl

[cailin maith]

How can she with a full mouth

[Rookie]

Blimey! What's your problem chaps?

She's an intelligent and (to my mind) attractive young woman.

Do you all want your women to look like page three sluts or something off a lads' mag cover?

Do you like your women dumb, so they don't show you up?

Exactly! Intelligent - yes. Attractive - no.

She's all your Bogey. Go and get her you tiger!!! Grrrrr.

[bogeyman]

God! For a woman that's pitifiul.

[cailin maith]

God! For a woman that's pitifiul.

I can't help it - it's cos I have met him, I can just imagine him saying it!!

And (I have said this already!!) fair f&cks to her - she is really clever. But Christ she needs a trip to the hairdressers.

[BrianSnail]

Do you all want your women to look like page three sluts or something off a lads' mag cover?

Yes. Next.

[bogeyman]

Exactly! Intelligent - yes. Attractive - no.

She's all your Bogey. Go and get her you tiger!!! Grrrrr.

I expect you look like God's gift to women then.

It makes me laugh how ugly fat old blokes (not that you are of course) discuss the finer points of "would I or wouldn't I" when eyeing up beautiful women who would run a fekking mile from them if they so much as wandered in their direction.

SAD

[EternalOptimist]

Paradise by the Paxman light

Paradise by the Paxman Light:


Boy:

I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any smarter than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night

And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And were glowing like the metal on the edge of a
Knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Cmon! hold on tight!
Cmon! hold on tight!
Though its cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light

Girl:

Aint no doubt about it
Heisenberg was doubly blessed
Cause he was mostly uncertain
And we were barely dressed

Aint no doubt about it
Newton got to go and shout it
Aint no gravity about it
We were doubly blessed

Boy:

Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed

Baby doncha hear my heart
You got it drowning out the radio
Ive been waitin so long
For you to come along and have some fun

And I gotta let ya know
No youre never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise
Itll feel all right
Well I wanna make your motor run

And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And were glowing like the metal on the edge of a
Knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Cmon! hold on tight!
Cmon! hold on tight!

Though its cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Oh its cold and lonely in the deep dark night
Paradise by the dashboard light

You got to do what you can
And let mother nature do the rest
Aint no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely --


Girl:

Have you read marx on the politics of the means of production ?


Boy:

No. But I've red marks on my willy

[bogeyman]

I can't help it - it's cos I have met him, I can just imagine him saying it!!

And (I have said this already!!) fair f&cks to her - she is really clever. But Christ she needs a trip to the hairdressers.

Stand up for yourself .

[Alf W]

Do you all want your women to look like page three sluts or something off a lads' mag cover?

- Yes, call me shallow.

Do you like your women dumb, so they don't show you up?

- No but always banging on about Latin and neo-classical art and quantum physics is going to get a bit boring after a while.

I suppose it depends if you are able to pull women above C-class ones. I suppose most techies probably can't and have to console themselves with old 'plain / chubby girls are right go-ers' myth.

[cailin maith]

Stand up for yourself .

For what?

Oh, I see you want me to stand up for womankind? I think Gail would be perfectly happy to stand up for herself. Just cos she is a bit of a nerd doesn't make her helpless.