Stabbity-stab thread

[BoredBloke]

Stabbing is far too good for them.

I'd use the feet first into a log chipper on slow setting approach for all politicians.
The output would be fairly handy as fertiliser especially since politicians are so full of sh...

I guess it depends how you do it. Stab them a bit so it doesn't kill them and just keep them in a constant state of pain. For me it would have to be

Brown
Blears - to see if she has alien green blood
Blair
Mandleson - with a wooden stake obviously
The Prawn woman
Hewitt although she has gone a bit quiet of late. She looks like she is trying to swallow something rotten each times she speaks - Perhaps if Gordy is snot gobblin she is something else gobblin
Harperson many many times - infact I'd get my wife to stab her on equality grounds
Smith - in the head to avoid the stab proof jacket
Hain
That Alexander gimp who is the brother of that other gargoyle who was the leader of the scottish labour party
That gargoyle who was the leader of the scottish labour party who is the brother of that Alexander gimp
Hain and Mandleson again - just in case
Tony McNulty
Ed Balls - once for each time he blinks after first sitting him next to a make-u-blink-o-matic
Hain and Mandleson again
Ed Balls again and his wife - because it's the proper thing to do
Brown
Brown
Brown
and Brown
Hain and Mandleson again
Blears again for a laugh
Brown a few more times
then blair and his post box gobbed wife until I got bored or my stabbing arm fell off.

[Jubber]

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