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    #31
    Originally posted by deano View Post
    .

    Although when attacked I reserve the right not to turn the other cheek.
    Isn't that in the Bible though?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #32
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Isn't that in the Bible though?
      Everybody fails sometimes
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #33
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Isn't that in the Bible though?
        no i think you'll find it in any gay manual that deano has
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #34
          Originally posted by norrahe View Post
          no i think you'll find it in any gay manual that deano has
          So you have decided that I am gay on the basis that I don't like the concept of gay "marriage".

          And I'm supposed to be the village idiot!
          When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns--or dollars. Take your choice - Ayn Rand, Atlas.

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            #35
            Originally posted by deano View Post
            So you have decided that I am gay on the basis that I don't like the concept of gay "marriage".

            And I'm supposed to be the village idiot!
            it would be an insult to any reasonable gay person to assume that you were one of the same

            and you obviously do not possess a sense of humour
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #36
              Originally posted by norrahe View Post
              it would be an insult to any reasonable gay person to assume that you were one of the same

              and you obviously do not possess a sense of humour
              But earlier you claimed I was gay, and had gay manuals. Now you claim I am not. Are you confused?

              I have a very good sense of humour. I laugh like a drain when I put my Jim Davidson DVD's on.
              When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns--or dollars. Take your choice - Ayn Rand, Atlas.

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                #37
                Originally posted by deano View Post
                I laugh like a drain when I put my Jim Davidson DVD's on.
                say no more

                case closed your honour
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #38
                  As I do when I put on my Bill Hicks, Bill Bailey or Alan Carr DVD's.

                  Re-open the case.
                  When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns--or dollars. Take your choice - Ayn Rand, Atlas.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by deano View Post
                    As I do when I put on my Bill Hicks, Bill Bailey or Alan Carr DVD's.

                    Re-open the case.
                    And Eddie Izzard, as your post on another thread suggests.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                      it would be an insult to any reasonable gay person to assume that you were one of the same
                      There's no smiley for oxymoron

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