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Who's knicked all the women?
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Hey Lola, were you a showgirl?
With yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there?
Did you merengue and do the cha-cha?
And while you tried to be a star, did Tony always tend the bar?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Not a catchy song, it’ll never be a hitOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostHey Lola, were you a showgirl?
With yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there?
Did you merengue and do the cha-cha?
And while you tried to be a star, did Tony always tend the bar?oxo with Sunday lunchComment
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OK how about...Originally posted by Lola View PostNot a catchy song, it’ll never be a hit
I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lolaWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Ah yes, the sight of a well toned calf in heels.Originally posted by cojak View Post
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Doin' fine, puppy - just getting another year older at the same time the world implodes is a bit of a downer..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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