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Who's knicked all the women?

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    #31
    Originally posted by Lola View Post
    and I've just finished my period
    What's it like having a red mini in the driveway AtW?

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      #32
      Hey Lola, were you a showgirl?
      With yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there?
      Did you merengue and do the cha-cha?
      And while you tried to be a star, did Tony always tend the bar?
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #33
        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        Hey Lola, were you a showgirl?
        With yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there?
        Did you merengue and do the cha-cha?
        And while you tried to be a star, did Tony always tend the bar?
        Not a catchy song, it’ll never be a hit
        oxo with Sunday lunch

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          #34
          Originally posted by Lola View Post
          Not a catchy song, it’ll never be a hit
          OK how about...

          I met her in a club down in old soho
          Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
          C-o-l-a cola
          She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
          I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
          L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #35
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            I've nicked one of 'em!
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

            Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

            That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

            Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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              #36
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              I've nicked one of 'em!

              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #37
                Haven't seen Lucy for a while.

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                  #38
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    Ah yes, the sight of a well toned calf in heels.

                    How are you m'dear?

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                      #40
                      Doin' fine, puppy - just getting another year older at the same time the world implodes is a bit of a downer...
                      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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