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    Mr & Mrs Quiz

    Just been tasked with answering some Mr & Mrs type questions, so I thought I'd post a few to keep you (ok, myself) amused.

    1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
    2. What is your least favourite meal that your partner cooks?
    3. What is your least favourite chore?
    4. Which 3 people would you like to be stuck in a lift with?
    5. What actor would you most like to play you?
    6. What 3 things would you take on a desert island?
    7. What job would you do if not in your current job?

    #2
    1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?

    On a smallholding in south Scotland, Cumbria or Wales, contracting 6 months a year.

    2. What is your least favourite meal that your partner cooks?

    I won't eat anything I don't like.

    3. What is your least favourite chore?

    Picking up the dogs mess off the grass.

    4. Which 3 people would you like to be stuck in a lift with?

    A fireman, John McClaine from Die hard, and a lift engineer.

    5. What actor would you most like to play you?

    Robbie Coltraine.

    6. What 3 things would you take on a desert island?

    Satellite phone, GPS locator, Pimms and lemonade.

    7. What job would you do if not in your current job?

    Theme park ride designer
    Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
      Just been tasked with answering some Mr & Mrs type questions, so I thought I'd post a few to keep you (ok, myself) amused.

      1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? Owning a coconut farm
      2. What is your least favourite meal that your partner cooks? risotto
      3. What is your least favourite chore? sex
      4. Which 3 people would you like to be stuck in a lift with? andyw, denny, chico
      5. What actor would you most like to play you? Danny Devito
      6. What 3 things would you take on a desert island? helicopter, brewery and a portrait of the queen
      7. What job would you do if not in your current job?
      p0rn star

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        Just been tasked with answering some Mr & Mrs type questions, so I thought I'd post a few to keep you (ok, myself) amused.

        1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
        2. What is your least favourite meal that your partner cooks?
        3. What is your least favourite chore?
        4. Which 3 people would you like to be stuck in a lift with?
        5. What actor would you most like to play you?
        6. What 3 things would you take on a desert island?
        7. What job would you do if not in your current job?
        1/ Retired with lots of time for playing golf, tennis, surfing and doing family stuf.
        2/ Steak - She overcooks it.
        3/ I dont do household chores, but if i did, I would hate Ironing the most.
        4/ Liz Hurly, Alisa Milano and Shannon Elizabeth
        5/ Matt Damon
        6/ Working Satelite phone, Food and Fresh Water.
        7/ Rugby Coach

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          #5
          1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
          2. What is your least favourite meal that your partner cooks?
          3. What is your least favourite chore?
          4. Which 3 people would you like to be stuck in a lift with?
          5. What actor would you most like to play you?
          6. What 3 things would you take on a desert island?
          7. What job would you do if not in your current job?
          __________________
          1. Sat here posting on CUK
          2. There aren't any
          3. Cleaning the oven
          4. Monica Balluci, Beyonce, HRH.
          5. Mel Gibson
          6. Boat, Fuel, Supplies
          7. Police Officer
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
            1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
            2. What is your least favourite meal that your partner cooks?
            3. What is your least favourite chore?
            4. Which 3 people would you like to be stuck in a lift with?
            5. What actor would you most like to play you?
            6. What 3 things would you take on a desert island?
            7. What job would you do if not in your current job?
            1. 5 years older. Probably doing work for VSO.
            2. N/A. I'm single.
            3. Washing the floors
            4. Any 3 women whose lift engineer boyfriends are on a promise that night
            5. John Candy
            6. String, Knife and rifle to shoot any muppet who tries to rescue me
            7. Butcher

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              #7
              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              1. Boat, Fuel, Supplies
              Change 'Supplies' to 'Map of the ocean' and you wouldn't need any others?

              I'll go for: hollowed out volcano, laser, evil laugh. And a no Bond sign.

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                #8
                Originally posted by tay View Post
                1/ Retired with lots of time for playing golf, tennis, surfing and doing family stuf.
                2/ Steak - She overcooks it.
                3/ I dont do household chores, but if i did, I would hate Ironing the most.
                I'm hoping she overcooks the steak on purpose seeing as you have so much time on your hands and don't do any chores.

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                  #9
                  1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
                  Just packing the suitcase for France.....

                  2. What is your least favourite meal that your partner cooks?
                  Salmon steaks and salad on a Friday night when I really want a fillet steak and chips

                  3. What is your least favourite chore?
                  Anything that I "have" to do is a chore....

                  4. Which 3 people would you like to be stuck in a lift with?
                  The classic list; Marilyn Monroe, Einstein and Churchill

                  5. What actor would you most like to play you?
                  Bruce Willis

                  6. What 3 things would you take on a desert island?
                  My wife, my sunglasses and a big boat.

                  7. What job would you do if not in your current job?
                  Classic car dealer
                  ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    Just been tasked with answering some Mr & Mrs type questions, so I thought I'd post a few to keep you (ok, myself) amused.

                    1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
                    2. What is your least favourite meal that your partner cooks?
                    3. What is your least favourite chore?
                    4. Which 3 people would you like to be stuck in a lift with?
                    5. What actor would you most like to play you?
                    6. What 3 things would you take on a desert island?
                    7. What job would you do if not in your current job?
                    1) In NZ with BGG on the beach
                    2) Jelly
                    3) Ironing / Hovering - so I dont do them
                    4) BGG, Orlando Bloom & a good looking contortionist
                    5) I would never let them make a movie
                    6) BGG, PC & a satalite internet hook up
                    7) Unemployed Lotto winner
                    Growing old is mandatory
                    Growing up is optional

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