London Walk of Fame

[WageSlave]

Helen Mirren and Jenny Agutter definitely deserve stars. They have both given me countless hours of pleasure

[Churchill]

Helen Mirren and Jenny Agutter definitely deserve stars. They have both given me countless hours of pleasure

Oh Dear...

[Miserable old man]

Helen Mirren and Jenny Agutter definitely deserve stars. They have both given me countless hours of pleasure

And are old enough to be your gran you dirty fooker

[WageSlave]

And are old enough to be your gran you dirty fooker

I prefer to think of them as more experienced. Besides, the wonders of DVD technology means they are forever captured in the full bloom of youth. And the freeze-frame feature comes in handy.

Hmmm...think I need to go and touch myself now...

[Churchill]

Nigella Lawson... I wouldn't mind humping her leg.... Oh....Yessss!

[WageSlave]

Nigella Lawson... I wouldn't mind humping her leg.... Oh....Yessss!

Sorry, but every time I see Nigella I think of her father. Which is no good if you're trying to wink at God. She's a mini-me.

[Churchill]

Sorry, but every time I see Nigella I think of her father. Which is no good if you're trying to wink at God. She's a mini-me.

You should've gone to specsavers mate!

[WageSlave]

You should've gone to specsavers mate!

She also reminds me of Nigel Clough...which is freaky. I don't want to think about Nigel Clough while the bishop's giving a sermon.

[Miserable old man]

Wageslave you are in grave need of a girlfriend!

[WageSlave]

Wageslave you are in grave need of a girlfriend!

I agree, but unfortunately my wife isn't open to the idea