Why don't you own an electric bike?

[TimberWolf]

The main reason why I don't ride a bicycle, electric or other wise is because God helped Man invent the V8 engine.

Enough said.

And on the second day God helped Man create the electric bicycle

[Churchill]

And on the second day God helped Man create the electric bicycle

No "man" rides an electric bicycle. They're just excuses for men.

If you're gonna ride a bike then at least peddle the f**ker yourself.

[TimberWolf]

No "man" rides an electric bicycle. They're just excuses for men.

If you're gonna ride a bike then at least peddle the f**ker yourself.

You can still peddle them, it's entirely optional. Except when the battery runs out.

[Churchill]

You can still peddle them, it's entirely optional. Except when the battery runs out.

Erm... No. Is that Ok?

[TimberWolf]

Erm... No. Is that Ok?

Only if you promise to wear Lycra in your V8.

[Churchill]

Only if you promise to wear Lycra in your V8.

Get to f**k! Lycra? Not a chance! I'd rather have HAG give me a nosh in the gents toilets in a rather seedy nightclub the name of which I have (thanks be to he on high) erased from my tortured memory.

How's that for a polite "No"?

[TimberWolf]

Get to f**k! Lycra? Not a chance! I'd rather have HAG give me a nosh in the gents toilets in a rather seedy nightclub the name of which I have (thanks be to he on high) erased from my tortured memory.

How's that for a polite "No"?

Sounds more like a Yes to me.

[Churchill]

Sounds more like a Yes to me.

But Lycra? Now come on!

Anyway, I'll slide all over the leather seats!

[Moscow Mule]

Blimey, talk about a "them" and "us" schism on the car v bike brigade.

Personally, I don't care how many wheels, legs, tentacles, whatever you have, nor how much room you take up or damage you do to the road.

What matters is the fact that you are using the road, and as such, a global tax on use seems more fairer than a tax based on height, weight, damage or colour of your paintwork.

What a ridiculous argument.

I'm using electricity too. Should I pay the same amount as the factory down the road?

[Moscow Mule]

But Lycra? Now come on!

Anyway, I'll slide all over the leather seats!

Buy buckets, then you can wear lycra and not slide.