Why don't you own an electric bike?

[Churchill]

its logic.

A doggies kn0b can not be more than 1% of its bio-mass, the average human males can not be more than 1.1% of his, therefore, as humans are bigger, on average, their kn0bs must also be bigger, therefore all cyclists have bigger kn0bs than you.

Yeah but I'm a 6ft 8" 17.5 stone doggy. Work that one out.

[EternalOptimist]

Yeah but I'm a 6ft 8" 17.5 stone doggy. Work that one out.

how big ?

do you carry a barrel around strapped to your neck?

[Churchill]

how big ?

do you carry a barrel around strapped to your neck?

For personal use only. But if you can make it on Friday I'll gladly buy you a pint!

[EternalOptimist]

For personal use only. But if you can make it on Friday I'll gladly buy you a pint!

we'd only end up having a barney

[Xenophon]

Yeah but I'm a 6ft 8" 17.5 stone doggy. Work that one out.

Churchill is the one on the right

Note: In the unlikely event that any of you were wondering if this is a real pic, whilst Neapolitan Mastiffs do get big (north of 200lbs), they don't get this big. Fake picture.

[Churchill]

we'd only end up having a barney

Why's that?

Do you suffer from a lack of self-control?

[EternalOptimist]

Why's that?

Do you suffer from a lack of self-control?

sometimes

Churchill - 'I want to thump Tay first'
EO -'No I want to thump Tay first'
Churchill - 'But I saw him first'
EO -'No I saw him first'
etc

[Churchill]

sometimes

Churchill - 'I want to thump Tay first'
EO -'No I want to thump Tay first'
Churchill - 'But I saw him first'
EO -'No I saw him first'
etc

You've got a point there!
(I'll go incognito...)

[EternalOptimist]

You've got a point there!
(I'll go incognito...)

6'8 17st ?


that's going to have to be some disguise

[Churchill]

6'8 17st ?


that's going to have to be some disguise

The key phrase "You ain't seen me, right?" usually works a treat!

Anyway, reasons not to utilise an electric bicycle on your daily commute to work.

1. Distance
2. Weather
3. Safety
4. Need to carry equipment.
5. Can't strap 14 speakers to a bicycle.(Go on, prove me wrong...)
6. I'd look like a twat(even more than I do already)!