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Meeting birds on the internet

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    #31
    I reckon scoring chicks online would be easy. CM has already fallen for me and I dont even want her.

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      #32
      Not tried these encounter things or chat rooms but a couple of years back I went to see a lady I had exchanged a bit of banter with on the net. I know I like large women but have to say having to lift her stomach up to find her fanny was a bit offputting.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #33
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Not tried these encounter things or chat rooms but a couple of years back I went to see a lady I had exchanged a bit of banter with on the net. I know I like large women but have to say having to lift her stomach up to find her fanny was a bit offputting.
        We've all been there...

        Actually, I think I remember you being next to me in the queue

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          #34
          Whats got a green willy and an IQ of 150 ?
          Bamber Grassgroin





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            #35
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            Not tried these encounter things or chat rooms but a couple of years back I went to see a lady I had exchanged a bit of banter with on the net. I know I like large women but have to say having to lift her stomach up to find her fanny was a bit offputting.
            You should've turned her upside down.

            HTH.

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              #36
              And off to LR in five.... four....

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                #37
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                You should've turned her upside down.

                HTH.
                And don't forget the flour...
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by tay View Post
                  I reckon scoring chicks online would be easy. CM has already fallen for me and I dont even want her.


                  See this - kiss it!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


                    See this - kiss it!
                    Me thinks the gentleman doth protest too much!

                    Btw CM, I will, I'm feeling kinky again!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Me thinks the gentleman doth protest too much!

                      Btw CM, I will, I'm feeling kinky again!
                      Oh dear Churchy..... want me to point you to the right page in the book again
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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