Bored tulipless of people talking about their kids

[OwlHoot]

My 11-year-old son shot a 103 at Whipsnade last Saturday. Not bad for his first full season.

Is a "103" Whipsnade Zoo's code for a tiger? Well that's one way to bring in the punters I suppose. You'll have to get it mounted, or turn the skin into a big hearthrug.

[The Lone Gunman]

I like children, but my parole officer says I mustnt say that anymore.....

[hyperD]

Is a "103" Whipsnade Zoo's code for a tiger? Well that's one way to bring in the punters I suppose. You'll have to get it mounted, or turn the skin into a big hearthrug.

Owl Hoot - love your Marty Feldman avatar - you don't suffer from hyperthyroidism by any chance?

[splugnut]

kid talk

I find that there's only one thing as tedious as listining to people talking about their kids and thats listening to divorced women talking about (read - slagging off!!!) their ex-husbands. It doesn't matter if you're discussing astronomy, brain surgery or whatever, somehow they'll work him into the conversation and you'll never escape!!

[hyperD]

I find that there's only one thing as tedious as listining to people talking about their kids and thats listening to divorced women talking about (read - slagging off!!!) their ex-husbands. It doesn't matter if you're discussing astronomy, brain surgery or whatever, somehow they'll work him into the conversation and you'll never escape!!

"Yes, talking of Einstein's Theory of Relativity, did you know my ex-husband, when approaching the speed of light, has a really small..."

[wendigo100]

"Yes, talking of Einstein's Theory of Relativity, did you know my ex-husband, when approaching the speed of light, has a really small..."

I would have thought that, since he was also approaching infinite mass, he'd have a really massive...

Also, if he drops groin-first into a black hole, the difference in gravity between the root and the tip would be enough to stretch it a very long way, like spaghetti.

[WageSlave]

Also bad...people sending a round robin letter at Christmas detailing their family exploits over the past year, and how little Justin is doing exceptionally well at school.
No, I don't fecking care about your little turd. Tell it to the grandparents; I'm sure they're interested in the product of your sperm experiment, but I'm not.

Even worse...sending a Christmas card from the family and the bloody cat! Mr Tibbles wishes you all a Merry Christmas and will shortly be round to crap in your garden.

[threaded]

Gosh you lot make me feel old and tired, I talk about my grandkids...

[benn0]

I talk about my kids all the time because they're the best thing that ever happened to me. You virgins wouldn't understand.

[hyperD]

I would have thought that, since he was also approaching infinite mass, he'd have a really massive...

Also, if he drops groin-first into a black hole, the difference in gravity between the root and the tip would be enough to stretch it a very long way, like spaghetti.

Ah, it would have infinite mass but a size tending towards zero i.e. small.

I've dropped my bits in a few black holes. Didn't notice any increase in size sadly...