I love CUK but too many people have small spirits ...

[EternalOptimist]

Soylent Green is people!!!

I can see the headlines in Sunday papers

'Eternally Optimistic CUK poster jailed for 3 years for kicking a drunken dog to death'

[shaunbhoy]

Yes I am pissed.
Discuss or abuse Chico or whatever ...

Looks like sg has slipped his cable again!

[sasguru]

Morning all

its afternoon, yes I went on a bender. Lucky I'm the boss and can turn up when I want

[oracleslave]

its afternoon, yes I went on a bender. Lucky I'm the boss and can turn up when I want

Special occasion? Where did you go?

[DimPrawn]

its afternoon, yes I went on a bender. Lucky I'm the boss and can turn up when I want

Bagpuss was right then?

[sasguru]

Just went down t'pub but then there was a 25 year Glenfiddich waiting when I got home. Unfortunately I downed half of it in a pissed state. Damn.

[sasguru]

Ah SAS - you wuv us

We wuv you too

Me ruv you ver much. 10 dorrar.

[SallyAnne]

Me ruv you ver much. 10 dorrar.

You dont need to spend that much love - put your money away

[sasguru]

You dont need to spend that much love - put your money away

Thats what I like. Cheap date.

[Bagpuss]

Just went down t'pub but then there was a 25 year old called Glen waiting when I got home. Unfortunately I swallowed half of it in a pissed state. Damn.

Hmmm