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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post

    You read too much sci fi.
    Rather not enough (good) sci fi.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

    I hope they don't have any children, other young relations and young friends as you may find your break in may take longer than planned.
    And then your so-called friends elsewhere on the street will say they're keeping the lawnmower you lent them and cancelling dinner plans until you withdraw.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post

    My neighbours have a smaller house than ours. I was planning on breaking in and taking what they have and no one will stop me. Might just do that anyway, so that everyone in the street can see how powerful I am.
    I hope they don't have any children, other young relations and young friends as you may find your break in may take longer than planned.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post

    We have our eyes set on an Amazon warehouse. Full of booze and tinned food and medical supplies
    My neighbours have a smaller house than ours. I was planning on breaking in and taking what they have and no one will stop me. Might just do that anyway, so that everyone in the street can see how powerful I am.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by jainnode View Post

    no, he means he can shoot his neighbours and steal their food, or rob an aldi distro site
    We have our eyes set on an Amazon warehouse. Full of booze and tinned food and medical supplies

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by sadkingbilly

    and you post too much pish.
    really? how can a gun acquire food during a nuclear winter? - no sunshine=no plants=noanimals=no humans.
    Who said there's a global nuclear winter?
    you are a prize twat.
    You are an obvious offensive sockie, who will soon be banned.
    or is your god going to save you?
    He already has. You're invited too.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by jainnode View Post

    no, he means he can shoot his neighbours and steal their food, or rob an aldi distro site
    Or indulge in long pig.

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  • jainnode
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    Originally posted by sadkingbilly

    and you post too much pish.
    really? how can a gun acquire food during a nuclear winter? - no sunshine=no plants=noanimals=no humans.
    you are a prize twat. or is your god going to save you?
    no, he means he can shoot his neighbours and steal their food, or rob an aldi distro site

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by jainnode View Post

    a shotgun will be REALLY useful when your internal organs are melting and there's feck all to eat.
    at least it'll give you options.
    You read too much sci fi. The result of nukes being used is not that everyone dies of radiation sickness.
    The shotgun can be used to acquire food.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by jainnode View Post

    a shotgun will be REALLY useful when your internal organs are melting and there's feck all to eat.
    at least it'll give you options.
    Isn't it harder with a shotgun? You are best running towards the cloud. I worked that out as a kid when they kept showing "hide under the table if a nuclear bomb goes off" films at school.

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