Originally posted by OwlHoot
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostStop saying "no worries"! I don't care if you're worried or not!
Usually the answer to a Daily Fail headline question is "No". But this is an exception (well the second question in the headline anyway)
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About 10 years ago I did a lot of work in the Czech Republic.
The standard of english amongst my native czech colleagues was rather good but with one exception which would always do my head in.
Where we would use the word "soon" they would use the phrase "in the next time"!
As I said it used to do my head in!Leave a comment:
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I suppose in some languages, there would be no ambiguity. In written English, one could theoretically come up with a construct for this especially in the post-handwritten world but we seem to muddle along.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostShe met former Love Island star Zara McDermott and discussed her experience of revenge porn and assault.
I wonder how our reading impaired friend will cope with this:No apostrophes to help you out here, should something be added to language to clarify who "her" refers to? ..
or for Gibbon:
the latters experience
The latter latter doesn't look quite right to me, but there you go
P.S. I wonder if the latter latter latter should be quotedLast edited by OwlHoot; 11 February 2022, 11:50.Leave a comment:
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I wonder how our reading impaired friend will cope with this:Meanwhile, Camilla has carried on with her planned engagements, earlier visiting Paddington Haven, a sexual assault referral centre in West London.
She met former Love Island star Zara McDermott and discussed her experience of revenge porn and assault.
Although presumably any revenge porn incident involving Camilla is revenge on the person being forced to watch itLeave a comment:
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Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
Oh, seamless.
We should set your posts to some Benny Hill music.
Actually forget it. When you can argue without insult come back.Last edited by Gibbon; 10 February 2022, 19:19.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostFFS! (edit) got it! You have to read out loud!
We should set your posts to some Benny Hill music.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
I was merely suggesting that you sound like a ginormous, pettifogging bellend. Perhaps it's just your ginormous-bellend posting style and, in reality, you're a perfectly harmless common or garden moron when engaged in the spoken word.
Either way, no need to get your clown pants in a twist.
BTW how does the written word 'sound'? FFS! (edit) got it! You have to read out loud!Last edited by Gibbon; 10 February 2022, 17:07.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
Is that really the best you have got! God, the nights must fly by!
Either way, no need to get your clown pants in a twist.Leave a comment:
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