Property of the day, 1 bed, 1 bath above kebab shop

[AtW]

Looks like landlord wasn't joking and I'll have to find a new place to rent

[northernladuk]

I assume the loo is in the same room as well? That's gonna make it a bit awkward taking the 10 pinter home after a night out.

[ladymuck]

I wonder if you'd be expected to vacate the room if at 4am someone else wants a widdle?

If I were a bloke, I'd definitely have a go at seeing if I could pee into the loo from the bed, or just make a hole in the mattress and do it straight into the bath.

[northernladuk]

I wonder if you'd be expected to vacate the room if at 4am someone else wants a widdle?

If I were a bloke, I'd definitely have a go at seeing if I could pee into the loo from the bed, or just make a hole in the mattress and do it straight into the bath.

The shower is in easy reach from the bed but may not pose enough of challenge to some of us.

[SueEllen]

The shower is in easy reach from the bed but may not pose enough of challenge to some of us.

Drunk?

[vetran]

Thanks, one sugar and milk please love. Get a wiggle on!

FTFY

[northernladuk]

I wonder if you'd be expected to vacate the room if at 4am someone else wants a widdle?

If I were a bloke, I'd definitely have a go at seeing if I could pee into the loo from the bed, or just make a hole in the mattress and do it straight into the bath.

I was thinking more about assuming the position and then making a noise like a flock of starlings taking off at 7 am in the morning while your date sleeps, 4 feet away.. And the fact it doesn't look like the windows open. I don't think your airwick is gonna save that relationship.

[Paddy]

Must be a wind-up as B'mouth is one of the cheapest areas in the south for rentals.

[ladymuck]

I was thinking more about assuming the position and then making a noise like a flock of starlings taking off at 7 am in the morning while your date sleeps, 4 feet away.. And the fact it doesn't look like the windows open. I don't think your airwick is gonna save that relationship.

No worse than any bedroom with an en-suite bathroom

[courtg9000]

this one has been doing the rounds for years!
It crops back up at least once a month on my social media feeds