DOOM: Great Furniture Delay: ‘We’ll be eating Christmas dinner on our camping tables’

[d000hg]

I'd still eat that - the pizza hasn't touched the floor (yet)

that was exactly my thought!

[vetran]

This is the problem with contractors - new money

Funny the country houses I have seen are normally worse than our old house behind the scenes. Now the Sheik's house with the racecourse that was emaculate.

this one amused me.

"Dad...why does the front of our house have 24 windows?"

"It's tough during winter. The only cardboard I could find was an Advent calendar."