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    National Coming Out Day

    Apparently this was yesterday.

    Congrats everyone.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Yeah I left the house yesterday

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      #3
      I celebrate coming out every day, sometimes more than once a day. It's when the old man comes out in front of the mirror, does the helicopter, shake the hips so it slaps on both sides and then pay him some compliments. We then celebrate putting away day when I tuck him back in and I get on with what I should have been doing before I walked past the mirror.
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        I celebrate coming out every day, sometimes more than once a day. It's when the old man comes out in front of the mirror, does the helicopter, shake the hips so it slaps on both sides and then pay him some compliments. We then celebrate putting away day when I tuck him back in and I get on with what I should have been doing before I walked past the mirror.
        Your poor granny she is always complaining her tea is cold!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          When is Back in the Closet Day?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Paralytic View Post
            When is Back in the Closet Day?
            Or, "I'm perfectly happy in the closet, feck off interfering" Day

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              #7
              I am deeply unhappy because I identify as a frog but nobody sympathises with my predicament.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #8
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                I am deeply unhappy because I identify as a frog but nobody sympathises with my predicament.
                You need to avoid holidays in Mexico then. Passports for amphibians are notoriously difficult to get and you'll get a bit tired of the locals trying to constantly lick you.
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  I am deeply unhappy because I identify as a frog but nobody sympathises with my predicament.
                  Your family will be happy when you croak.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #10
                    Time for a song -



                    Apparently Nile Rodgers had to trick Diana Ross into singing it by saying it was about something different.

                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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