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I celebrate coming out every day, sometimes more than once a day. It's when the old man comes out in front of the mirror, does the helicopter, shake the hips so it slaps on both sides and then pay him some compliments. We then celebrate putting away day when I tuck him back in and I get on with what I should have been doing before I walked past the mirror.
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I celebrate coming out every day, sometimes more than once a day. It's when the old man comes out in front of the mirror, does the helicopter, shake the hips so it slaps on both sides and then pay him some compliments. We then celebrate putting away day when I tuck him back in and I get on with what I should have been doing before I walked past the mirror.
Your poor granny she is always complaining her tea is cold!
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
I am deeply unhappy because I identify as a frog but nobody sympathises with my predicament.
You need to avoid holidays in Mexico then. Passports for amphibians are notoriously difficult to get and you'll get a bit tired of the locals trying to constantly lick you.
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