So, young nyph came asking to take me back
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Originally posted by AtW View PostI wish I could get one that was Human, female and had a pulse.
FTFY
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Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
Invoice them for a full day rather than an hourly rate. Plus a bit extra for inside vs outside.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by Whorty View Post
I'm not good at vomming ..... can I pee myself instead?Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostGet drunk and throw up on their shoes. If they call you the next day, you've got yourself a minger.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostSo, young nyph came asking to take me back but I've had to stand firm (excuse the pun) and say no as it was going nowhere. Difficult decision, but I'm sure I'll get Vetty's approval
But have a first date with another lady today, and a first date with a different lady tomorrow.
I am such a stud muffin. I really am a legend in my own lunchtime
This is General, so I expect some sensible dating advice for a first date nowLeave a comment:
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostSo, young nyph came asking to take me back but I've had to stand firm (excuse the pun) and say no as it was going nowhere. Difficult decision, but I'm sure I'll get Vetty's approval
But have a first date with another lady today, and a first date with a different lady tomorrow.
I am such a stud muffin. I really am a legend in my own lunchtime
This is General, so I expect some sensible dating advice for a first date nowLeave a comment:
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I'm not good at vomming ..... can I pee myself instead?
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
Try it and let us know.Leave a comment:
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