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Sacked in the City

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by vwdan View Post
    17 years in IT, 7 years contracting and never been sacked. That said, the extent of how amazing I am is difficult to turn into words
    And so humble with it, too.

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  • vwdan
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    17 years in IT, 7 years contracting and never been sacked. That said, the extent of how amazing I am is difficult to turn into words

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  • ladymuck
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    I have never been sacked

    I feel like I'm missing out.

    Oh, and FOG

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  • NotAllThere
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    He's got 24 hours to respond to the PM I sent.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Could have been worse - you could have had 2 divorces and a pack of "tax avoidance" schemes
    Did Nuttina report you to HMRC after she realised you were seriously under endowed?





    is it because you can't hack it choking the chicken?

    https://www.zmescience.com/other/fea...-stds-3009201/

    “An oral masturbation was recorded when a male sat with head lowered and an erect penis in his mouth, being stimulated with both mouth (fellatio) and forepaws (masturbation), while the lower torso moved forward and backwards in thrusting motions, finally culminating in an apparent ejaculation, after which the male appeared to consume the ejaculate.”

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

    Inquiries continue.
    Really? Come on, even I spotted this one

    No real poster would put this as their first post .... if it quacks like a sockie, and looks like a sockie, it's a sockie

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    In my 25 year career in the City I've sacked one cretin 8 times, including 3 walk to the doors! This is in banking and fund management.

    Have other people who have had similar working lengths in City experienced the same level of cretinism; or am I an outlier; or have I just worked for nasty people that are useless at hiring?

    Thanks for answering.
    It's normal. In my experience all banking contractors are cretins.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Inquiries continue.
    Can't you ban first, thought it was normal operating procedure on here...

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  • northernladuk
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    FOG

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    p.s. feck off, gricer.
    Inquiries continue.

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