20,000 extra US troops to Iraq

[sasguru]

sas,
weapons of that type are for use by real men only. Not for hairdresser types like you. Stick to what you know. If you do intend any sort of offensive then launch it with your hair-straighteners and your mousse canisters, they'll be more familiar to you.

A regular Rambo, ain't you? Face it, the only battle you've been in is the Battle of the Bulge, and you lost that.

[wendigo100]

Not sure about Kenny D for the Scotland Job, but they could do worse. Graeme Sourpuss is still out of work for example!!

Sven is also on the bench. Beckham is provaricating over his contract at Real because he'd join him, like McCoist except far, far richer.

Actually, the more I think it, the more likely it sounds. I wouldn't even wish that on the Scots!