Budge up, coming to a bench near you soon

[Old Greg]

At least he's well prepared for double incontinence.

[Zigenare]

He wouldn't work for one again.

Gratis.

[Wilmslow]

Annoyingly, I have been offered 3 contracts today (no interview required) , and offers to interview for another 2.

I have said in all cases, not available until September. (Which you can bet your bottom dollar none will be available then !)

Why not accept a gig you like, on condition of taking a month off to resume in August as a thought?