Northen Trains - Lancaster -> Leeds - 1st Class?

[barrydidit]

WTF!

Don't pretend like you weren't warned

Have you got a carrier bag to sit on? It had better be a Lidl one, or there'll be a scramble from the other passengers.

[northernladyuk]

Don't pretend like you weren't warned

Have you got a carrier bag to sit on? It had better be a Lidl one, or there'll be a scramble from the other passengers.

What is he meant to drink his buckie out of?

[barrydidit]

What is he meant to drink his buckie out of?

I was assuming he'd already drunk that. What with him being >30 minutes out of Scotland.

[PhiltheGreek]

I'm going to ask the guard if I can upgrade to the part that doesn't stink of pish.

Just get some clean trousers out of the lost property at Leeds.

[northernladyuk]

I'm going to ask the guard if I can upgrade to the part that doesn't stink of pish.

The stink will only follow you.

[northernladyuk]

And make sure you let Gricer Boy inspect your ticket.

[minestrone]

A female in Shipley asked if I had spare change. After politely declining the request I realised she was wearing a miniskirt and that her opening gambit was really an invitation for negotiations to start for sexual services.

Anyway I'm heading back now so more fun.

[northernladyuk]

A female in Shipley asked if I had spare change. After politely declining the request I realised she was wearing a miniskirt and that her opening gambit was really an invitation for negotiations to start for sexual services.

Anyway I'm heading back now so more fun.

She must be desperate.

[minestrone]

She must be desperate.

She only offered 10 pounds for straight. I was black affronted.

[minestrone]

anyways, sold a tentacle of the plan b octopus today so a worthwhile trip.

I've got some Buckie on ice waiting at home.