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After 1 year of doing porn

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    After 1 year of doing porn

    My ass is sore.




    #2
    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    My ass is sore.




    What price do you get for an anal money shot these days?

    Good rate?
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      What price do you get for an anal money shot these days?

      Good rate?
      Hardly covers the bleaching tbh - it's getting tough out there.

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        #4
        It is better to receive than to give.

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          #5
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          Hardly covers the bleaching tbh - it's getting tough out there.
          But far more tender in there no doubt.

          Prolapsing is where the money's at (allegedly). A couple more years of boxing sparring will help.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #6
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            My ass is sore.



            Donkey porn???

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              #7
              Originally posted by BR14 View Post
              Donkey porn???
              If the price is right and all that...

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                #8
                Originally posted by original PM View Post
                If the price is right and all that...
                The Donkey said that you will have to pay it way more than £100 next time.......

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by original PM View Post
                  After 1 year of doing porn
                  ....the cake shop thanks you for your standing order....

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                    #10
                    Your next partner: "It isn't 19 inches": Man with world's second largest penis claims record holder CHEATED by stretching his genitals with weights - Mirror Online

                    NSFW...
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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