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    #31
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    A foursome.

    Threesomes are overrated.
    Where will you find 3 guys interested in you?

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      #32
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      And you will be worth 10 trillion bitcoins....
      or ZWD, or 4 USD

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        #33
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Own at least one more Alfa.
        Perfect the art of wine making
        Perfect the art of cider making (by both of these I mean be able to repeat good tasting drink for a few years)
        Spend more time under canvas in Africa
        Give my Seth Pistols a good workout in deep, untracked powder
        Headline a gig with > 500 paying punters.
        Leave the world a slightly better place because of something I've done.
        You should inform Seth before you attempt this.

        qh
        He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

        I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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          #34
          Finally learn to play the guitar

          Attend the IoM TT and ride the course on Mad Sunday

          Race a speedway bike

          Become attractive to a millionaire brewery heiress

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            #35
            Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
            You should inform Seth before you attempt this.

            qh
            They were designed by Seth Morrison.

            Mine look something like this (note this is not my photo, just the first one I found on the net of the right model:
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #36
              No must do items on my list

              I like to keep life simple; happy just plodding along doing what takes my fancy as and when time/money allows.

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                #37
                I like to live my life like one long adventure so don't plan far ahead.

                "You are in a locked room all alone. There is a computer on a desk. The computer is loaded to ContractorUK. There is no mouse or keyboard. What do you want to do?"

                ">Open desk drawer"
                "The drawer is locked"
                ">Find key"
                "There is no key"
                ">"

                I was never any good at adventures.
                Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by greenlake View Post


                  They are likely to be more animated and make more noise than any of his other past or present partners
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
                    I like to live my life like one long adventure so don't plan far ahead.

                    "You are in a locked room all alone. There is a computer on a desk. The computer is loaded to ContractorUK. There is no mouse or keyboard. What do you want to do?"

                    ">Open desk drawer"
                    "The drawer is locked"
                    ">Find key"
                    "There is no key"
                    ">"

                    I was never any good at adventures.
                    Use the touchscreen.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                      They are likely to be more animated and make more noise than any of his other past or present partners
                      If only you could brag with plural auch
                      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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