Originally posted by BrilloPad
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Things to do before you Die thread
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAnd you will be worth 10 trillion bitcoins....Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostOwn at least one more Alfa.
Perfect the art of wine making
Perfect the art of cider making (by both of these I mean be able to repeat good tasting drink for a few years)
Spend more time under canvas in Africa
Give my Seth Pistols a good workout in deep, untracked powder
Headline a gig with > 500 paying punters.
Leave the world a slightly better place because of something I've done.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Finally learn to play the guitar
Attend the IoM TT and ride the course on Mad Sunday
Race a speedway bike
Become attractive to a millionaire brewery heiressComment
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Originally posted by quackhandle View PostYou should inform Seth before you attempt this.
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Mine look something like this (note this is not my photo, just the first one I found on the net of the right model:
…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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No must do items on my list
I like to keep life simple; happy just plodding along doing what takes my fancy as and when time/money allows.Comment
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I like to live my life like one long adventure so don't plan far ahead.
"You are in a locked room all alone. There is a computer on a desk. The computer is loaded to ContractorUK. There is no mouse or keyboard. What do you want to do?"
">Open desk drawer"
"The drawer is locked"
">Find key"
"There is no key"
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I was never any good at adventures.Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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Originally posted by greenlake View Post
They are likely to be more animated and make more noise than any of his other past or present partnersThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by Hobosapien View PostI like to live my life like one long adventure so don't plan far ahead.
"You are in a locked room all alone. There is a computer on a desk. The computer is loaded to ContractorUK. There is no mouse or keyboard. What do you want to do?"
">Open desk drawer"
"The drawer is locked"
">Find key"
"There is no key"
">"
I was never any good at adventures.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostThey are likely to be more animated and make more noise than any of his other past or present partners"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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