Wife's 40th birthday. What to do/buy?

[northernladyuk]

she jumps out the car at 1AM with the pliers to get them from the lamp-post.

The old man runs down a pedestrian at a convenient location, to be guaranteed a decent supply.

[ladymuck]

The old man runs down a pedestrian at a convenient location, to be guaranteed a decent supply.

If you bump off a child, the parents and family will keep the flowers topped up for years with them definitely being refreshed on their birthday and anniversary of the incident. It's practically a public service

[Lance]

If you bump off a child, the parents and family will keep the flowers topped up for years with them definitely being refreshed on their birthday and anniversary of the incident. It's practically a public service

get a group and you've got a selection all year round and new teddy bears

[northernladuk]

If you bump off a child, the parents and family will keep the flowers topped up for years with them definitely being refreshed on their birthday and anniversary of the incident. It's practically a public service

Ouch. This thread hit rock bottom faster than I thought it would. ....

[northernladyuk]

If you bump off a child, the parents and family will keep the flowers topped up for years with them definitely being refreshed on their birthday and anniversary of the incident. It's practically a public service

The birthday is very hard to manage, but easy enough to coincide the anniversary of death with a loved one's birthday or wedding anniversary. You want to do a clean job of it, though. No good the victim lingering on for a few days and then every year you've got to make some excuse for why you're late with the flowers.

[barrydidit]

WTF has happened in here?

[northernladyuk]

WTF has happened in here?

Economics.

[SueEllen]

You are right! I was thinking the connection about her being a woman and wanting to be pampered and make a fuss of made me out to be a sexist pig. Thank goodness for that. You can come clean my house and cook my tea as a reward helping me out of that situations SE.

I wouldn't want to give you food poisoning, and a East European cleaner would be better as they won't talk tulip to you while cleaning.

[northernladyuk]

I wouldn't want to give you food poisoning,

So the two of you haven't met?

[northernladyuk]

If you bump off a child, the parents and family will keep the flowers topped up for years with them definitely being refreshed on their birthday and anniversary of the incident. It's practically a public service

On further thought, there's definitely a story for xoggoth about a florist drumming up local trade.