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Coping with a scooterscot

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    #11
    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    "Got a phone call at the beginning of the week, a client needed help with some mathematical models. Turns out there's no one left in the UK skilled enough so they called me in Munich"

    I think we've found the problem. He's disappeared up his own arse.
    Exactly. What a dreadful individual it is.

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      #12
      Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
      Exactly. What a dreadful individual it is.
      What, the manager of the Heathrow Thistle?
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #13
        The manager of the Heathrow Thistle disappeared up Scooters arse? And he still gave it a bad review?

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          #14
          Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
          The manager of the Heathrow Thistle disappeared up Scooters arse? And he still gave it a bad review?
          He's finding the whole sorry experience just a little difficult to talk about.
          The therapy helps
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #15
            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            He's finding the whole sorry experience just a little difficult to talk about.
            The therapy helps
            Good. Lets hope he gets over it. He's got a hotel to run after all.

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              #16
              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              Good. Lets hope he gets over it. He's got a hotel to run after all.
              The Thistle hotel, do not stay here! What a hole. I got chased out of the room by a wee mouse!! Seriously. Got a new room, it smelled. £115 for this hole and no breakfast.
              Agreed.

              Sounds like plenty of work needs to be done
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #17
                Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                Good. Lets hope he gets over it. He's got a hotel to run after all.
                He does have a problem with people visiting from Germany though...


                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  Agreed.

                  Sounds like plenty of work needs to be done
                  Actually, it takes a lot of effort to ensure that every hotel has one room like this - what the British Hospitality Association call the Scooterscot Room.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                    Actually, it takes a lot of effort to ensure that every hotel has one room like this - what the British Hospitality Association call the Scooterscot Room.
                    "Sir.........

                    As an esteemed mathematical genius and such a valued Hilton Honours Member you will be glad we have upgraded your room"
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                      "Sir.........

                      As an esteemed mathematical genius and such a valued Hilton Honours Member you will be glad we have upgraded your room"
                      It also explains the Scooter Supplement at various retail and catering establishments.

                      http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...f-general.html

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