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    Yessss

    Alexa + Vera now work together, I'm turning my lights on and off by talking to a machine. How sad is that?


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    I thought you were taking about her:



    Euurrrgh...old enough to be her father. I feel grubby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    I'm turning my lights on and off

    On....off....on....off....on....


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    Scare the tulip out of visitors, possibly:

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    Yessss

    Alexa + Vera now work together, I'm turning my lights on and off by talking to a machine. How sad is that?
    Have you got any video of them working together?

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    For those that watched Serenity / Fire Fly "Vera" has different connotations...

    It would result in a different type of turn off
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

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    I was imagining "Vera" would be a new product from www.realdolls.com

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