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    #51
    First the Bowling Green massacre, now Sweden. Where will these fictional terrorists strike next?
    First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. But Gandhi never had to deal with HMRC

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      #52
      He'll be saying it's SPECTRE next
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #53
        Originally posted by teapot418 View Post
        Really?
        McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
        Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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            #55
            I am the greatest ever president of this great country, folks. Everybody says I'm gonna be great. I won so bigly that the losers and haters are now using Instashop and Photogram to fake newsify my stature. Sad!

            Tiny Trump memes take the internet by storm | Daily Mail Online
            https://twitter.com/hashtag/trumpdraws?lang=en
            My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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              #56
              Fox News is known to be among Donald Trump's favourite cable TV channels
              Along with Cartoon Network and Disney Channel.

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                #57
                Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                Along with Cartoon Network and Disney Channel.
                No - they give out FAKE NEWS!
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #58
                  That Swedish atrocity. Literally legs everywhere



                  #JeSuisIKEA
                  My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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                    #59
                    Have you put one their beds together?

                    My fingers were BLEEDING. For a bit.

                    qh
                    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
                      Have you put one their beds together?

                      My fingers were BLEEDING. For a bit.

                      qh
                      Have you taken their beds apart?

                      It was thrilling chopping one up.
                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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