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CUK Cluedo- Whose was the Fat Lazy Contractor Socky?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMF loves it.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostBanned for abusing MF? Jeepers. I thought it was obligatory to abuse MF.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostOnly if it's by a busty six foot five transexual in jodphurs and brandishing a riding crop!The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYes. But he also kept mentioning your wife, so admin said enough was enough.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostAh that's what that message - "I've found someone with bigger boobs than your wife" was about.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postno he said he was a bigger tit than your wife had.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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I've reviewed all the evidence and passed it on to my offshore partner, who ran the codes.
After many hours debate and deep examination and probing of the Information Radiator, we decided that......
FLC was MFs sock puppet.
The juries decision is finalThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostLess than an hour. Isn't that a forum record for the shortest flounce ever?
Oh the FLC sockpuppet isn't me either despite being a Yorkshireman who's spent a bit of time in Pudsey area, but you knew that as I am sockiopathic, despite NATzi's past lies to the contrary I've never had a sockie.Comment
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