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    #81
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Plus all your work emails will get blocked...
    Not if you inform their HR dept that you have tourette's. Their PC rules mean you have to be able to be non-PC when using their PC for emails.

    Obviously to sell it you have to email them something like:

    "I have tourette's, ****".

    I'm sure it will go well.
    Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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      #82
      Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
      Not if you inform their HR dept that you have tourette's. Their PC rules mean you have to be able to be non-PC when using their PC for emails.

      Obviously to sell it you have to email them something like:

      "I have tourette's, ****".

      I'm sure it will go well.
      The rate better be good, and the expenses had better be even better...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #83
        Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
        Not if you inform their HR dept that you have tourette's. Their PC rules mean you have to be able to be non-PC when using their PC for emails.

        Obviously to sell it you have to email them something like:

        "I have tourette's, ****".

        I'm sure it will go well.
        I remember the Tourette's demo

        "What do we want"
        "A cure for Tourette's"
        "When do we want it"
        "****"

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          #84
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          Just do yourself a favour and drop the whole affair until such times it is a valid and realistic option?
          FFS I know you like to pick on PC (childish and bullying as that is) but just give it a rest.

          As far as I remember PC hasn't bought up JSA for... well for ever. He has just responded to your taunts.
          You on the other hand are stuck in a loop where you have to mention it at least 4 times a day - you bring it up more often then "Have you asked your fecking accountant".

          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          Can you stop going on about JSA please. It's been four years now.
          And you are just a naughty troll!

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            #85
            Has anyone ever seen NLUK, PC and Old Greg in the same room at the same time?


            If so, how many bullets would be needed?
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #86
              Originally posted by Drei View Post
              Are your married, do you have kids, are you planning to have any in the near future?

              Perm role questions, missus got these questions more than I did when we looked at perm roles.

              The kids question did come up in Contract roles too, guess they want to know if you will be called away at short notice or need to work from home.
              Blimey that's on the list of banned questions, all your wife needed to do was go a bit Millie Tant and their goose was cooked.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #87
                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                Has anyone ever seen NLUK, PC and Old Greg in the same room at the same time?


                If so, how many bullets would be needed?
                Well if you want shoot OG's cock off and shoor PC in the mouth you could save a bullet.
                I'd send a sub in cause I'm COTBAC.

                So that's 2.
                Last edited by northernladuk; 28 April 2016, 15:55.
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  Has anyone ever seen NLUK, PC and Old Greg in the same room at the same time?


                  If so, how many bullets would be needed?
                  God, I hope I'm not invited to that meet-up....
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                    God, I hope I'm not invited to that meet-up....
                    You know where.

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      Has anyone ever seen NLUK, PC and Old Greg in the same room at the same time?
                      Only your Mum.

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