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    #21
    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    It's actually very rare because it's really unsanitary (among other things).

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      #22
      seems its fairly well paid

      Questions to Ask a Mohel – Kveller

      range in major cities like New York seems to be between $600 and $800
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #23
        Originally posted by seanraaron View Post
        I think just reigning in the impulse to use them as a go-to first option for foreign policy would help...Obama's been doing pretty good about that, but if the Republican contenders are to be believed they'd have already invaded Iran and Syria by now...
        It will get so much better when the Don & Sarah show gets on the road
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #24
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          seems its fairly well paid
          I should bloody think so
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #25
            range in major cities like New York seems to be between $600 and $800, plus tips
            Old gag.

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              #26
              Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
              A Mohel performing a Metzitzah B'Peh circumcision, is kind enough to put his mouth around the baby's penis post circumcision.
              and there have been loads of cases of babies catching herpes from this practice.
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                #27
                Originally posted by NigelJK View Post
                Old gag.
                A mohel arrives to perform a circumcision, the father is impressed by his small bag for the instruments.


                He asked where he got it from.

                The Mohel said he had made it himself and it was the only bag he had and he had just taken it on holiday.

                The father said "are you serious?"

                The Mohel replied "yes I made it from tips so if you rub gently then it becomes a suitcase."
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  Surely only if you are habouring a fantasy of being fellated by a Doctor?
                  Depends on the doc, eh?

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by seanraaron View Post
                    Depends on the doc, eh?
                    that nice cardiologist who was going to put me on the treadmill but thought she had to test my BP first, she decided to put the strap for the BP monitor on me herself by leaning over to my left side. She couldn't understand why my BP was too high for the test. a pair of DDs in the face should have been a clue.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #30
                      FTFY

                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      that nice cardiologist who was going to put me on the treadmill but thought she had to test my BP first, she decided to put the strap for the BP monitor on me herself by leaning over to my left side. She, pretended she couldn't understand why my BP was too high for the test. a pair of DDs in the face should have been a clue.
                      I strongly suspect you will be seeing male cardiologists in future
                      The Chunt of Chunts.

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