Go Team Scroatman!

[FatLazyContractor]

I think my suggestion of the gimp suit in conjunction, with, Dallas's suggestion of the books, could mean old Scrotey is first past the finish line

In what? a pressure cooker suit?

[MrMarkyMark]

You are watching perverted porn these days, arent you?

I think my suggestion of the gimp suit in conjunction, with, Dallas's suggestion of the books, could mean old Scrotey is first past the finish line

[FatLazyContractor]

Run wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.

You are watching perverted porn these days, arent you?

[MrMarkyMark]

Run wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.

Preferably do not train on the way to work

[Dallas]

Run wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.

[FatLazyContractor]

Scrotum Scrotum Scrotum

[vetran]

Scroaty, Scroaty, Scroaty

[d000hg]

Bravo - assuming this isn't some sort of wind-up!

You could simply train in an overcoat?

[WTFH]

I've just entered the London Marathon!

I once entered a Marathon. Got peanuts all over my coc..(this joke no longer works since they were renamed "Snickers")

(well, I've applied to run for Save The Black Rhino and I'll be donning a plastic rhino costume on the day)
Secondly, fear not I won't be asking for donations (though I'm sure you'll all be raring to dip into your wallets/purses).

I'll actually go one better than that - I'll pay on your behalf. Yes, that's right, for every bit of +ve rep I get from a CUK poster I'll donate a tenner to the cause. Don't bother writing any witty comment, any old bollocks will do, so get clicking & let's save the black rhino from extinction!

I'll donate.


Currently around 4,000 black rhino left in the wild and they are being killed at around 1,000 per year.


I was lucky to see two mothers and their calves in the wild a few weeks ago.

[FatLazyContractor]

I've just entered the London Marathon!

(well, I've applied to run for Save The Black Rhino and I'll be donning a plastic rhino costume on the day)

First of all - has anyone ever run in a heavy costume before and if so, how did you train because I won't actually get my hands on the cozzy until the week before the event?


Secondly, fear not I won't be asking for donations (though I'm sure you'll all be raring to dip into your wallets/purses).

I'll actually go one better than that - I'll pay on your behalf. Yes, that's right, for every bit of +ve rep I get from a CUK poster I'll donate a tenner to the cause. Don't bother writing any witty comment, any old bollocks will do, so get clicking & let's save the black rhino from extinction!

Oh dear