Urgently needed leaving speech puns :)

[BlasterBates]

I used to work in a greengrocer but I left due to a celery dispute.

[oracleslave]

In my second job I worked in an Orange juice factory. I got fired for poor concentration.

Drinking on the job in the sperm factory?

[suityou01]

In my second job I worked in an Orange juice factory. I got fired for poor concentration.

[suityou01]

In my first job I worked in the calendar factory. I got fired for taking a day off.

[BrilloPad]

Puns Brillo

"It is with mixed emotions that I leave you - joy and excitement"

[suityou01]

Chelsea? Currant? Iced?

Puns Brillo

[BrilloPad]

Chelsea? Currant? Iced?

[alphadog]

I hate to see you leave but I love to see you go

[suityou01]

I was walking along that narrow footbridge over the river near the office when walking the other way was that large breasted hottie from accounts. There was no room for her to pass so I tossed myself off.

[mickey]

Post them here. Please