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    #71
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #72
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      Eh? What's abnormal about bonking a pig?
      Nothing, nothing at all.

      Step right up, ladies
      Unless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

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        #73
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Eh? What's abnormal about bonking a pig?
        Sniff Kermits finger and you'll know the answer
        Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

        No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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          #74
          Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
          Sniff Kermits finger and you'll know the answer
          Alas no longer bud, did you not see this "hot" news?



          Kermit The Frog And Miss Piggy Announce Split
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #75
            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            Alas no longer bud, did you not see this "hot" news?



            Kermit The Frog And Miss Piggy Announce Split
            Yup Miss Piggy moved on to someone more keen on pigs, Hameron allegedly refused to comment
            Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

            No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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              #76
              Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
              OK, someone had the foresight to get a pig's head
              I sense some admiration there.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #77
                I liked this one, it shows class and you could say that it doesn't just relate to Cameron, but to all the pigs with their snouts in the trough:

                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
                  Yup Miss Piggy moved on to someone more keen on pigs, Hameron allegedly refused to comment
                  I heard Kermit dumped her cos he found out about Hameron.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    I sense some admiration there.
                    I always admire proper preparation! Marker pens are easy to find just lying around, pigs heads are harder to come by (pardon the pun).

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                      #80
                      I feel sorry for pork hameron
                      I get up...

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