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Just waiting for the chorus of Oinking noises

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    #61
    To be honest, I don't get the big deal. Yes, at first glance it seems shocking, but come on... It just sounds like the sort of childish, drunken stuff a lot of people get up to, like flashing, drawing a cock on someone's forehead when they pass out, shaving eyebrows and so on, designed to embarass someone. OK, someone had the foresight to get a pig's head, but if they hadn't the story could have been that he was made to stand on Magdalen Bridge and moon at passing police cars. It sounds like kids who thought they were cooler than they were by having their secret special initiation for their secret special society - hardly "Kill a tramp" territory.

    It's not like the pig was still alive. I haven't read the source, but if it was simply "slap the old chap in there for a second", rather than, you know, "grasp the ears like handlebars and pump away" then so what?

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      #62
      Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
      "grasp the ears like handlebars and pump away"
      Sounds like you have experience .

      pray tell.
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #63
        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
        Sounds like you have experience .

        pray tell.
        Is this the bit where I'm meant to say "Ask your mum", or does that come later (like your mum)?

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          #64
          Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
          Is this the bit where I'm meant to say "Ask your mum", or does that come later (like your mum)?
          Probably, As its General, pretty much all comments open and above board .
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #65
            Eh? What's abnormal about bonking a pig?
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #66
              On 2nd thoughts maybe I should withdraw that joke. Otherwise I'll be looking in here to see posts called "One for xoggoth" about pigs. Bad enough with the huge lady bottom threads.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #67
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                This is DC we are talking about

                they are all gorgeous after 10 pints, a couple of pills and a few lines!

                FTFY.

                Flip me , yours must have been a lot worse than mine!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by original PM View Post
                  Well when I was 21 I was hoping for a bit of pussy during....
                  ftfy

                  don't wait around until the best ones are gone !
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    On 2nd thoughts maybe I should withdraw that joke. Otherwise I'll be looking in here to see posts called "One for xoggoth" about pigs. Bad enough with the huge lady bottom threads.
                    CUK for all of Xoggy's perversions!
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #70
                      Does this revelation make CMD "Head Boy"?
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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