Can I consider high class hookers as family?
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Family members - how do they view you contracting?
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostCan I consider high class hookers as family?I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostCan I consider high class hookers as family?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI doubt it. If you go for low level skanky hookers, then yes your mum and sister you can count.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI have a feeling, you are my brother-in-lawWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI doubt it, as everyone in your family who is married is already related.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI never told you I was Welsh, you twatWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Family and friends are put off contracting by the whole wage slave thing. Mortgages and cost of living are such a burden, and they have so little reserves, they can't take the risk. Which means anyone fortunate and diligent enough can position themselves for contracting. It just takes a bit off effort and self control.Comment
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For some reason everyone thinks I'm minted and is constantly trying to find out how much I earn, they also notice if I've been on holiday, have bought a new care or made some improvements to the house. It's going to send them into overdrive if they ever find out I'm about to get a BTLIn Scooter we trustComment
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Originally posted by The Spartan View PostFor some reason everyone thinks I'm minted and is constantly trying to find out how much I earn, they also notice if I've been on holiday, have bought a new care or made some improvements to the house. It's going to send them into overdrive if they ever find out I'm about to get a BTLComment
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