I do love this contracting lark.

[MarillionFan]

Café CAN be good if you get the location. It is harder work than it looks though.

If you've got it somewhere where the clientele are not in the 'rock bottom' price demographic

Chip shop and Sunday Car boot. Why do you always big it up? :

[TestMangler]

Excellent.

Makes a refreshing change to say



rather than

Unless you say 'would you like a screw with your fries'. Maybe the wife does that, her tips jar is always full

[TestMangler]

Chip shop and Sunday Car boot. Why do you always big it up? :

How are the sledge sales going or did you stick them in a bankrupt stock auction ?

[RSoles]

'andles for forks.